100% in the Bitch!

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours."

An Unknown Genius (via realivt)

(via optimus-prime)

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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(Source: guy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

zackisontumblr:

a moment of silence for all the money spent on textbooks that could have been used for concert tickets

(via plur-mau5y)